SuperSmurre

Livet är bra. Sjukt bra! :)

:)

Do not stand at my grave and weep,

I am not there; I do not sleep.

I am a thousand winds that blow,

I am the diamond glints on snow,

I am the sun on ripened grain,

I am the gentle autumn rain.

When you awaken in the morning’s hush

I am the swift uplifting rush

Of quiet birds in circling flight.

I am the soft star-shine at night.

Do not stand at my grave and cry,

I am not there; I did not die.

Vi saknar dig så oerhört mycket, älskade vän. Önskar du var med oss och kunde bringa den lycka som du alltid lyckades med. Hoppas du har det bra där du är nu, vi ses senare.

Sometimes I wonder (as I'm sure we all do) how it would be if we could change genders, just for one day. Imagine the things you could do! Most of all I would like to meet myself and see myself through the eyes of a dude. Of course the penis would be at the top of my list too. I wonder how it feels like to have a piece of meat hanging down your legs and how to pee like a man. Standing up!

Another thing I would like to feel (well not would like, per say) is the feeling you get when someone kicks you between the legs. Because men only have to experience this a few times in his life and if lucky, none. Women have their period, which isn't the worst thing in the world, but it can hurt. And we have it for four to five days a month for about fourtyfive years. Assuming that most women have it for five days at a time, that's a total of twothousandsevenhundred days of misery. And don't even get me started on childbirth! What's a little kick to the balls against that?

This is not meant to be some feministic bullshit, I hate that. I'm just pointing out something pretty interesting.

And of course I would also like to try jacking off like a man. :)

What would you, my sweet three readers like to do if you got the opportunity? Fred ut!

I don't know what's happened to me. I'm so sorry. Fred ut!

I was just starting to think about one of my all-time favourite ABC shows "Desperate Housewives". I have always loved the show for being so exciting and just totally amazing. Every character has been worth having, all of them has had a very interesting story and that's why I've continued watching it. But seriously, the character of Renée played by Vanessa Williams...does anybody even care about her? She's contributed with absolutely nothing to the show. She's completely unnecessary! I'm not saying that she's a bad actress, she's just dull.

I know they had to put someone new in to spice the lane up, because of the huge void both Nicolette "Edie" Sheridan and Dana "Kathrine" Delany left. But they did it in the worst possible way they could. By season 8, I hope they either give her a story worth telling, or simply takes her out of the story, because being such a great series, they don't need her for one second! Hopefully they'll do something about it, or I'm afraid they wont be returning for a ninth season.

While talking about ABC, I also wanna say that when ABCF cancelled "Greek", they made a huge mistake. I miss those guys.

That's all I wanted to say, fred ut!

I would just like to say rest in peace to the wonderful Mr. Ryan Dunn. You certainly made my life funnier! I hope you've gone to some amazing place.

Today I'm going back to work after a week of free time (except for when I've been helping my bro). I was supposed to start at about six o clock this morning, but I got an sms from the mother yesterday telling me that I can start at five pm. I was pretty relieved since I slept one and a half hours last night for no apparent reason. So now I'm well rested and ready for a week of Archie :) Fred ut!

I just started watching Jericho again. It's a shame they only got twentynine episodes, 'cause I think it's the best drama series of all time. If you haven't seen it, you have to! It's amazing. Fred ut!

I'm gonna go and get my fabulous Pearl from the Motor Vehicle Inspection place today. She made the the cut, I can drive my baby for another year! :) Mama's proud of her little muffin! Fred ut!

Yesterday me and two of my oldest friends felt like just sitting down, drinking a few beers and playing cards. If this would have been five or six years ago, we would be sitting out in the woods, drinking as fast as we could so that no one would catch us doing it. And we would of course be out as long as we could, even if mom said to be home at eleven / twelve, we'd be out 'til three or even four sometimes. But now... We were sitting outside of Puhi's apartment in her wintergarden as we call it. At twelve I started feeling tired, but since this is my "last free day", I wanted to stick it out. At half past one we were all supertired and decided to call it a night. That's when I realized how old we're getting. Goodbye sweet youth, you were awful and awesome at the same time. Fred ut!

I've been working like a crazy person this week, and next week I'll work even more. I start having Archie again on tuesday, which of course is gonna be awesome, but I won't really have any free time. On friday I'm going to Finland. I don't like Finland. I like the part I'm going to, though. It's called Närpes and everybody speeks some sort of Finnish-Swedish. It's really weird! I gotta go to bed about now, I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow. Fred ut!

We got a silver in the World Championship and came in third in Eurovision Song Contest. I'm very proud of my country! Fred ut.

Turns out I booked the wrong date without noticing. Apperently I'm flying out on friday. What if I'd gone to Stockholm today and sat at the airport all night, and my flight wouldn't leave until friday? Haha, I would feel pretty dumb. Fred ut!

Jag gillar minnen. Peace out!

Om det är något jag verkligen saknar i mitt liv, så är det Julias och mina fantastiska resor till Italien. Det går inte att beskriva lyckan vi kände när vi var där, även när det kom motgångar (såsom kackerlacksinvaderade lägenheter, ölspillande samt gatutiggaren utanför Pecos lägenhet). Jag insåg just att jag har alla videor från andra gången vi var där på min externa hårddisk, så jag ska nu lägga upp tre av dem här, så ni ska förstå lite bättre varför det var så underbart. Det kanske inte är så pass roligt att se som "utomstående" person dock, men jag lägger upp dem ändå. Peace out!

Jag är hemma. Det är därför jag inte skrivit på länge, jag har varit rädd fö att avslöja det :) Åland är kallt. Ruskigt kallt. Vi var ute och letade, högg samt bar hem en gran idag, och jag var nära döden. Min kropp var asvarm för vi var tvugna att gå i knähög snö i flera kilometer och jag hade förstås klätt på mig tillräckligt mycket för att klara kylan. Det blev för varmt. Ansiktet var dock som en isklump. Hem ljuva hem! Peace out!

Inte nu, snälla inte nu.